When the house goes quiet, and the Border Collie is staring… something’s already in motion.
This hoodie is a warning — to housemates, visitors, and unsuspecting squirrels. Built for the humans trying to stay one step ahead of a breed that’s already five moves in. Equal parts clever and chaotic, this design fits those who live life alongside the planners.
Soft, structured, and easy to throw on, it’s a hoodie made for garden circuits, training drills, van life, and the sofa reset that follows. If you're always out-thought by your dog — you're in the right gear.
Product Features:
• Warm fleece lining – comfort without overheating
• Double-lined hood – cosiness that keeps up outdoors
• Kangaroo pocket – store leads, gloves, or emergency treats
• Ribbed sleeves and waistband – flexibility and long-lasting shape
• Unisex design – suits all Border Collie households
• Exclusive "Caution: Planning" design – made for the thinkers behind the wag
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Because if they’re staring, they’re probably already halfway to doing it.
Sustainability Commitment:
Designed for clever dogs and clever choices—this hoodie supports lower-impact living across the same footpaths, fields, and hedgerows they love to plot in.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
